Ok, so perhaps the Preschool curriculum is not as tough as, say, Graduate School, but Spring Break is still Spring Break and Jack and I made the most of it. The first Great Outing was to the Zoo. We loaded up with some of our best friends in the whole world and trekked over. Those of you who know me well will not be surprised to find out that I am perhaps the most interested in the zoo out of any random group of kids 2-12. So Clay, Cregan and Jack had some competition in deciding which animals we should see first. Luckily for me, I have by far the best map-reading skills, and have the zoo's layout pretty much committed to memory, so I was able to steer things somewhat the way I wished.
Unfotunately, that did not include avoiding the dreaded Reptile House. I did my best to uphold my cool-Mommy, afraid-of-nothing reputation. It was tough.
Jack was HIGHLY excited (I mean, he is a knight, after all) to hear that there were dragons in residence at the zoo. It was our great mission all day long to find the dragons. Here's Jack riding one that had apparently already fallen prey to some witch or other that turned it into a statue. Somehow this did not dampen the excitement at all, although the boys were all really quite sad when they came face to face with the real thing. Slimy drool, snakey tongue and everything, it couldn't quite live up to their imaginations. The poor thing couldn't even fly, let alone breathe fire. Although they were all quite impressed that it's mouth is so foul it can kill you just by biting you and letting the bacteria take over. We all agreed we would brush our teeth anyway.
Here's Jack reconnecting with some old friends -- the gorillas. They were pretty fed up with the Spring Break crowds by the time we found them, and rarely even deemed to look round at us. Very different from the last time I remember seeing them. It was wintry and the crowds were small, and Jack, about 3 years old and in a stroller, had a very large lollipop, the kind you can only get at fairs and zoos. The Zoo had a young, maybe a year old?, gorilla baby who was playing about in his area. All of a sudden, he caught sight of Jack's lollipop, stopped playing, and came right up against the glass with exactly the kind of look at the lollipop that Jack had had when HE first saw it. I guess some things ALL babies have in common.
Despite dragons and impressively huge, if un-impressively napping, gorillas, all the boys decided, at day's end, and to no one's very great surprise, that the thing they liked best was the "monkeys with the huge butts". Ah well, boys will be boys. We'll try to work in the eco-awareness next time!!
When asked, as Red Power Ranger, why Jack was tooting so much today, "I don't know. He's a boy. Jesus just made him that way."
I don't have bare feet, Daddy! I have people feet!!
We were dropping off Nanny's car at the mechanic. I ran in to sign the car in as Jack stayed in the car, watched over by Miss Mandy. The mechanic came out to check something and Jack took one look at him and said, "Excuse me, you need to get out of here. This is my Nanny's car!!"
For Nanny's surgery: Heavenly Father, please bless Nanny that when they cut her belly, she won't say "Ow". Bless her to be brave. And bless her if she gets scared to hold onto my Batman car I gave her.
Mommmmmaaaa? I need a weapon.
(at a funeral, jumping around) Jack -- we need to be quiet. Why? Because Aunt Mary's family are sad, and Jesus said we should be sad with them. But Mommy, I'M not sad, I'm happy!!
Why does the moon fall to pieces sometimes?
Nanny, you should listen to Jesus.
Look at the stars, mommy. They are so brilliant.
Is Uncle Owen in Iraq? Yes. Are there bad guys with guns there? Yes. He better get out of there FAST!!!
How I know there's a Heavenly Father (..I wasn't smart enough to pick a husband this perfect.)
Proves over and over he would walk through fire for me. Better yet, will drive to Meijer at midnight for tampons and gummi bears.
Loves my mom.
Cleans the kitchen! (who cares if he has selective vision)
First thing he wants to do after work: play with Jack
Handles bath time!
Knows the answer to, Do these jeans make me look fat??
Always on my side
Loves cuddling on the couch in front of the TV
Addicted to The Weather Channel. Who knows why? But it always puts a smile on my face.
"Honey, I'd really like to get a hair cut, but isn't it too expensive? " "No, if it'll make you feel good, you should do it. What about trying some highlights??"
Loves the beautiful things of the world just like I do.
Four words: Cries at chick flicks
Knows not only WHERE the skeletons are buried, but what they are. Exactly. And still loves me!
The man LIKES TO SHOP. More than I do.
my sophie soulmate sent from above
we have a bond that will never break
laughs at my silly-ness
bumps into walls, just like me
doesn't get caught in strainers
builds a better campfire
gives stuffed animals their voice
triathlet
did I say she loves horses?
my soul mate
got politics?
life of the party
funny, outgoing
dream house: med size house with horse pasture at entrance
What's there to say? I'm a mom (of one, officially, but I'm also married, so that makes it two, really, and waiting and hoping for number 3), wife, substitute teacher, aerobics instructor, workout fanatic, and college student (again! Physical Therapy, this time.)
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